Befriend with me and you'll be loved.
Don't screw me because I bite!
Don't screw me because I bite!
Anyway, i came across something really hilarious(at least it's hilarious to me) in the TODAY newspaper just now.
The headline of that article was " We speak Indlish - and we're proud of it"
And so, the lastest street lingo in India are namely:
1. Dear sir, with reference to your above, see my below --- popular opening line in official letters
2. Teachress --- a female teacher
3. Timepass --- a trival activity that passes the time
4. She freaked out last night --- she had a great time
5. Your lyrical missive has enveloped me in the sweet fragrance of our love --- from a book advising lovers how to write to girlfriends
6. How often do you take sex? --- question from doctor to patient
7. Pritam Singh has left for his heavenly above --- a death notice
8. Hue and Cry notice --- title of the police's missing newspaper advertisement
9. Don't do nuisance in public --- government admonition against urinating in public
and lastly it is this picture.
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Too lazy to edit the image. Anyway, to complete the man's speech, if i'm correct, he was about to say:" What a pain in the Ass!" hahaha x)
For this article, it's just for sharing purpose only! Please note that this is not a form of racism and etc, thus, do not be offended in any way. Sources(including picture) of it is from 17/09/07 TODAY newspaper.